Policial da vida real se masturbando no carro de patrulha

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horny_bob há 20 dias
a fuzzyt23 : (continued). Fully erect, twitching and nearing the plateau phase, I pulled my pants down, and with my shirttail separated at the bottom to make it even more explicit, nonchalantly stood up continuing masturbating, letting her see my penis in its full glory shooting out my seeds on some papers on top of my desk, then wiping it with a tissue before pulling them back up again.
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horny_bob há 20 dias
a fuzzyt23 : Thanks, that sounds great. I don’t know what XH put toward the end of my comments with that &nbsp gibberish. One time several years ago I worked at a different used car lot and had my own small office. The plaid jacket and everything. I’d undone/unzipped my pants sitting behind my desk as a sweet but senile old woman was asking nonsensical questions. (continues)
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horny_bob há 23 dias
a fuzzyt23 : Or at the very least did what I did some years ago as a salesman at a run down used car lot. The checkered jacket and cliche. I wore my shirt with the hair visible at the top, the horny outline of my dick and glans pressing against my pants. One day in my office, a befuddled old woman came in; old fashioned in her manner and ways. Horny and frustrated from the day otherwise, she sat in the chair on the other side of my desk. Small office, very low risk of getting in trouble. She was senile, kept repeating herself. My 7" (5.25" in girth) dick was hard an twitching under my desk. I just let her talk and said I could show her an '03 Civic for $3.500. She was just saying "I don't know, I don't know whether I'm coming or going half the time!" I told her I'm cumming quite often, which while true, and went over her head. taking my jacket off, I lifted my golf shirt to show her my sweaty, hairy stomach and upper chest, non-chalantly. I also turned around to show all the hair under my shoulder blades. She just said "oh my goodness gracious." Still sitting, and fully hard with it twitching in need, she said she might have questions, but wasn't sure. at this point, I got up out of my chair with my dick standing up, pubic and thigh hair fully exposed, and fully jacked off onto some unimportant papers on my desk with my mouth wide open, getting weak in the knees as she saw me shooting my seeds right out of my penis, then asking her if she had any further questions. She was in a daze as I was wiping my dick then pullng my pants up in front of her. She said she'd never seen a man do that, or WHY he would! She then left, maybe not a satisfied customer, but I was a satisfied salesman. Getting back to that Thanksgiving several years ago, if nothing else, pulling my pants down, fully exposing myself, then going at with my right hand not censoring the different phases of my sexual arousal in my facial muscles and body until they watched me cum right there. Then I could say, "This is what I've got going on with my body most of the time, and most of the time I have to take care of it myself, and your daughter can't take care of me as a wife should?"          
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fuzzyt23 há 23 dias
a horny_bob : You should have just whipped it out and let them all see your hard, hairy penis and then watch them all change their attitude as they formed a line in front of you!! You could have just smiled at your wife as you went down the line, filling her mom and sister's mouths with your cum!
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horny_bob há 1 mês
a fuzzyt23 : Just to hit on when I was married 15-20 years ago, my wife thought my sex drive was too much, and in a passive-aggressive way, decided to embarrass me in front of her entire family during Thanksgiving dinner. She didn't lie, so I have to give her credit on some level for that, but what she revealed I have burned into my memory permanently. She started sobbing and with her mother and sisters there, were naturally asking why? With no warning, I'm blindsided by "Bob climbs up on top of me, WAY up, holding onto the headboard at 3 am, shoving, humping his hard hairy penis into my mouth, panting like an animal with that sweaty, hairy stomach, chest, sides of his back, like an animal, either filling my mouth with sperm or taking it out and having it get in my hair, on my face, my nightgown, my pillow!" They all looked at me like I was this terrible beast. "There, there my dear, I don't know what would possess him to do such a thing" (like I wasn't even there). Why on earth would a man do such a thing?  Then my wife went on to say it happened over and over again, which again, was true. But, I had to get out of there, and I did. Since it was dark at night, before getting into the car to drive home, I got my pants/underwear down and jerked off a load right on their cement walkway leading to the porch, facing the house with my "hard, hairy penis". How could I do such a thing? It's because I'm DRIVEN to, with strong needs that are driving me crazy most of the time; not that I'm complaining, but it's not giving me any choice. They have no idea what it's like to be very horny, simmering for hours on any given day when I can't satisfy it, still being a perfect gentleman. Filed for divorce the next day.               
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